In case the title didn't make it glaringly obvious, I'm back. The updates from the last 10 months or so were compelling enough to get me to renew my subscription, at least for another month.
Apparently, I'm also the golden man.

I only vaguely remember it, but I was transformed into the majestic creature you see before you about a week or two before I left. The bright clothes, the even tan, and the flawless mane are the result of an alchemy spell gone wrong.
My stunning good looks are not all they appear, however. My golden complexion comes with a side effect of stiffness, chronic back pain, and eventual arthritis. My memory has been clouded by dark magic so I would not remember the identity of the man responsible, but rest assured I will find him, and when I do he will be made to pay for his crimes.